another LJ refugee seeking better layouts

[lolmac]

God, I hope this works.

I have been trying to reply to individual comments, and apologise individually, and I have not been able to get a reply to post, so, although I know I should apologise to each of you individually, I am going to have to place this in the post itself.

I'm sorry.  I can say that I'm very tired and stressed, which I am, but the truth is -- I was rude and out of line, and I put my foot in it.  I'm sorry.


Hi there. *waves* I've just been through the available DW layouts, and I hate them all, except for some that I merely don't like. Way too much empty space (eek, it looks like the new LJ comments pages!), colours that bother my eyes, strange all-cappiness, etc. Unfortunately, although I have mad skillz in some areas, I don't know how to do custom styles or css, and I have a bit too much on my plate to attempt to learn it right now.

Instead, I'm going to be terribly shabby and shallow and try to bribe someone to help me.

On LJ, I used the following layouts:

Bluetiful, a Components theme, on lolmac
Desert Fire, a Minimalism theme, on bethinexile
Writer's Block Powder, an Expressive theme, on macgyverdeleted
"rdadailylayout", a customised version of Smooth Sailing, on rda_daily

I will give a year's Paid account DW points to anyone who can do a reasonable replica of these layouts (a year's time for each layout). If you're able to make the layout available to DW generally, I'll be especially happy, because that will hopefully gladden the hearts of more refugees.

Comments

[ldybastet]

I think there's some kind of disconnect at work... So the thought that the users here are really *that* involved in the site's design and code and everything to be the actual designers of the themes and layouts is really, really foreign to them, and that they'd run into them here a strange concept. Maybe... *frowns*

But yeah, bribing would work better if the people one wants to bribe aren't first insulted.

[ninetydegrees]

Ignorance isn't an excuse. I don't think insulting *anybody* when asking for help or implying that all DW users have such poor taste because the styles are all "ucking fugly" is the way to go.

[ldybastet]

No, I know. I wasn't trying to imply that. I'm sorry that it came across like that. :( I was just thinking it might be an example of just how different we are here from over there? I apologise for bad wording. :(

Starting off by insulting everything that has been created by you all is definitely not how to do this.

[ninetydegrees]

My bad, ldybastet! We've only had a few posts like this here, and never in this community I believe, but they always make too edgy and it's like I have claws out all of a sudden. My apologies.

Fun fact: yesterday I saw a post on Latest Things saying that all DW layouts were clunky and they missed Generator. It really is to each their own. *g*

[musyc]

Generator? That's *seriously* old school!

[ninetydegrees]

Isn't it? It made me smile. For the record, I think they had settled on a minimal version of Crisped.

[musyc]

And now I'm trying to think of what would be pretty close to Generator. XD Blanket might be a good one, to get the single column effect, or Basic Boxes for that straight/crisp grid look.

[ninetydegrees]

*nods* Negatives or Transmo might work too.

[ldybastet]

It's okay! I understand completely! No need to apologise! You were just being insulted here! LOL

They miss... Generator? *tilts head* Okay! LOL Now, that is a layout I'd call clunky!

[ninetydegrees]

I think what they meant was that most styles are presented with sidebars and lots of modules and they just wanted their entries an a few links at the top, which you can do but maybe they didn't realize that.

[ldybastet]

Ah. That's probably true! *nods* I can sort of understand their thinking. It really does depend so much on how we use the site, doesn't? :)

[lorax]

Generator is still pretty much The Norm over on IJ most of the time, so that might be why they're missing it, too?